Because I am going to be one of the 15 in this:
POETRY SMACK DOWN 2008
A competition to benefit the world premier of Cherubina by Paul Cohen at the Sanford Meisner Theatre in Feb 2008.
When: Monday Jan 21st (8-10pm)
Where: Bowery Poetry Club
How Much: $20
What you get: An evening of knock-down drag out poetry competition. Fifteen poets will compete in front of a live audience to win a brand new iPhone. Comedian Jimmy Owens will MC the evening as poets fight to convince you that they deserve the Apple! Musical stylings by the Ransome Brothers. Door prizes and more!!!
How do I get in? To reserve a ticket to the poetry event of 2008, e-mail your name and number of tickets to firstname.lastname@example.org